humour – Page 32 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bad to Worse

My day has turned real shittyIt’s gone from bad t worseJust wanted to go pleasant driveIt’s gone from bad t worse Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Graze

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘graze’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GRAZE (Yep) today is MondayChallenge word is grazeMy head is useless, emptyMy head is in a haze DM

Cecil

Hello? my name’s CecilHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Wrist

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘wrist’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WRIST Today my head’s not sleepyMy head has woken upI gotta use word wrist I’m toldMy head’s not sleepy, nup DM

Did the Calculations

Did the calculationsTrigonometryTurned out unexpectedScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Master

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘master’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MASTER Sunday’s come around againDespite my day of restI gotta use word masterThere, I done my best DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Pleasure

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘pleasure’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PLEASURE At last I have awokenMy brain has woken upPleasure gotta use my head’s anOverflowing cup DM

Bradley

Hello? my name’s BradleyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Birthday

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘birthday’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BIRTHDAY Birthday (yep) said backwardsIs day (yep yep yep) birthMy head is useless, emptyCan only think of yearth Obsolete spelling of earth…… How’s about that…… DM

Fire

I’m sure we are in troubleTrouble with a fireIt’s not our only troubleOur situation’s dire Scroll down.. . DM