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Mona on the Wall

We love the Mona LisaHer gentle subtle smileWe added touch of eleganceWith a longish pile….. To match our carpet…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:carpet, humour, mona lisa, poetry8 Comments on Mona on the Wall

Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

I worked for Big Mac ten long yearsMade a lot of bunsRewarded me when I retiredWith party (lots of fun)…. I wear it at annual Big Mac Celebration Marches……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:big mac, humour, medal, poetry3 Comments on Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

Deck

We have a wide expansive deckOn which to lounge and playHanging baskets decorateOur great wide deck all day…. We have a long expansive clothesline too…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clothesline, hanging plants, humour, outdoor deck, poetry3 Comments on Deck

SaSa LeLe

I like sasa leleI buy it every dayTastes delicious yummyWhat more can I say? I like sasa lele…yum Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, poetry4 Comments on SaSa LeLe

Pizza

The packet says it’s lovelyFull of nice supremeGotta get one, have a feedHey? not quite as it seems?…. Buggers…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:false advertising, humour, pizza, poetry1 Comment on Pizza

Stan Labels the Sugar

I did a lot of researchTo what this really wasWrote it on the labelWrote it just becos…. Best I could do. Sorry…. Buy only the best, buy NATURAL ……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, packaging, poetry, stan6 Comments on Stan Labels the Sugar

Billy and the Tooth Fairy

I lost a toof a year agoThe Fairy of the ToofsCame and left a dollarThrough my bedroom roof I put it out again this yearand she didn’t come mummy?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, tooth fairy6 Comments on Billy and the Tooth Fairy

My Friend Mouse Just Told Me

My friend Mouse just told meIt’s aeronautics weekJust popped up to have a lookStretched up for a peek…. Can’t see him?…… You there Mouse?…… Must’ve gone to the loo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:aeroplane, giraffe, humour, poetry7 Comments on My Friend Mouse Just Told Me

Stan Organizes a Clearance Sale

It’s time to have our clearance saleMake way for latest stockThis should do the trick bossBuyers gonna flock….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clearance sale, humour, poetry, stan7 Comments on Stan Organizes a Clearance Sale

Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder

Toilet Stan’s an expertIt’s why this man we rangDesign for us a holder StanTo toilet paper hang…. We love it Stan. Does he bite?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder

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