Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Dick Quartet were masochistsWanting to hang on crossWhatever floats your boat we thoughtPerc/me don’t give a toss We just make the cover and take the cash….. Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Notes We suggested Richard might be betterContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Dick Handler Quartet Job”
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Nancy played an organWanted supersizeSang about the Holy GhostAnd a side of fries (We gotta weird one here Perc….) Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars We said don’t worry singing about the spirit in your belly Nancy Post Production Notes We didn’tContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon”
I Went to Buy an Australian Ham
I went to buy a hamRead label for con-tentFound most had come from elsewhereWith Aus 15% So I left with no ham and just had a tomato sandwich…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Puts His Brazing Skills to Work
I put my safety helmet onTook up my torch to brazeThe job success, the metal joinedDespite it looked a haze…. You had the helmet on back to front. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Ira North
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc What a funny name we thoughtIra? for a man?Weirder was his wonderingCover? yes we can Production Notes Asked no questionsDid job. Collected money Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Judy Garland
Judy Garland wasn’t bornNamed this by her mumBut a more exciting nameName of Frances Gumm Don MatthewsOctober 2021
I’m Gonna Be a Racing Driver. Yay!
I’m gonna be a driverRacing round the trackPractising my driving skillsWatch me do this trick…. You alright son?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Dan Hill
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Dan came in with model(body sexy, nice)Perc set up the photoshootWe then told him the price Production Notes We thought the legs akimbo with squeezeboxbetween was a nice touch Post Production Notes In appreciation for our efforts Dan gave us one of his CD’sIsn’t heContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Dan Hill”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Aunt Bertha
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Aunty Bertha (so nice)Came with grandkids (lots)Named them all on coverGave job all we got Production Notes Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars (very busy department this time) Perc in clown outfit kept kiddies in smile during photoshoot Post Production Notes Clean-living Christian group wasContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Aunt Bertha”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Gregory Loren
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greg (a Christian questioner)Pondered (with champagne)How great he was (the Infinite)Pondered much (in vain) Production Notes We thought the mountain backdrop was very God-like Note branch left. A nice visual balance to Greg Champagne studio bar Post Production Notes We hear Greg is still ponderingContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Gregory Loren”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 