My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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Megan
Merry Christmas MeganI’ve put your name in lightsSharing white-lit reindeerHave a look tonight…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Father and Son Go Shopping
Off to do the shoppingFather and the sonSon is happy waitingTill the shopping’s done…. Have you bought anything for me?…….. A lollypop?. My favourite colour. Thankyou…… (Could only happen in America….) Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Ferrari
My twin’s got a FerrariI’m gonna play a trickNot only on you readersOK let’s throw the brick…. Haha…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stretch Armstrong Range
I’ve been selected specially toDisplay Stretch Armstrong RangeSome keep looking at meAs if I’m rather strange?…. Why?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla and Ralph Have a Good Relationship
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Priscilla is the feudal catRalph the lowly serfLooking at the pair of themI can see the mirth…. Ralph doesn’t think it’s funny…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Marcy was a sweetie(Religious as they come)Sang about the gospel trainWhile her cover’s done Say hello to Marcy everyone (couch) Production Notes Outfits from the Studio Christmas cupboard Marcy’s carer was good in helping little Marcy feel at homeIt can be overwhelming for a littleContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job”
Stan Attempts to Break World Record Long-Distance Golf Putt
Converted me my fishing rodTo a golfing clubStand back while I try it outThen celebrate down pub….. He’s done it! We now have a new world record holder. Well done Stan……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Council Doesn’t Like This Architect. Sorry
The council didn’t like thisThey went and tore it downI’ve no idea what made them do soMaybe wasn’t round? Don’t know?. But they said sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Painting on the Wall
I thought a painting on the wallWas better than some ducksMy neighbour came and had a lookSaid jeez Bert WTF?…… Well I like it. WTF or not…… Bill Domonkos is a filmmaker, GIF maker and stereoscopist from San Francisco, USA. The artist combines 2D and 3D computer animation, special effects, photography and manipulated archive filmContinue reading “Painting on the Wall”