Balloons today are drab I findPrinted Donald DucksHolding hands with Mickey MouseJeezes WTF…. I don’t know if Stan still has a job there?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Boarding Guide
Boarding guide’s projectedDown at your feetStay on your numberUp to your seat…. Airport somewhere in the world…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Ralph Likes the Snow
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph he likes the snowMust be cos it’s whiteA colour he’s not used toThen I could be wrong…. Go Ralph…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Ralph likes his Treats
Ralph is FCS resident dog What do you think you’re doingCome on lift your gameYou know things how I really likeLet’s visit this again…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Gucci Slippers
I wanna pair of GucciSlippers with their hairCosts a bit of moneyBut I do not care…. I wanna look cool…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
House for Sale
House for salePretty kitchLots of colourPlenty kitsch…. Listed for sale by a Real Estate Agent Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Ever Shrinking
Like many things around usThey shrink till disappearI’m worried ’bout this well-known thingWill it’s end be near?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Mummy It’s Not Coming
Been sitting here a long timeWaiting for my pooMummy it’s not comingI don’t know what to do?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Mummy I’m Scared!
Mummy help there’s somethingComing up the stairScary looking somethingHeading for my chair…. Serves you right, trying to scare a little kid…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Understands His Load
When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 