Tag Archives: humour

Taping Up the Bits

The papers were incriminatingSo tore the buggers upNational Archives have the bitsNow have to tape them up Shit! The investigating committeewant them…… I can’t win…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Politico published a story that is the most obvious and perfect metaphor for Donald Trump’s time in office. According to former officials, the president has a “tendency to ripContinue reading “Taping Up the Bits”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insignificant

Write something incorporating the word ‘insignificant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSIGNIFICANT I am a little nobodyInsignificant meI’m always written lower caseWhen I should be cap Bee A good point Fan…… Our little bees, sorry Bees,should be given more attention and praise…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Orientation

Write something incorporating the word ‘orientation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ORIENTATION I’m hanging upside down from ceil(Which doesn’t feel quite right)My orientation’s buggered, shotI’m hanging from the light What you doing to me Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe

Write something incorporating the word ‘clairvoyant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROBE I am a little butterflyI probe with my proboscisA warning, don’t come near meIt’s long, strong and colossus Sheesh Fan stay clear….. She sounds a monster…… Wouldn’t wanna get shafted with a giant proboscisContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe”