I am a Saudi princeMy passengers all fittedWhy was I ‘llowed to take them?Because they all were sitted…. The particular airline allows falcons to be carriedas ‘passengers’ provided a valid passport is held.Normally 10 falcons are allowed.The prince flashed his royal badge and permission given for 80Falconry is a popular sport Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 TheContinue reading “Flight of the Saudi Prince”
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Indelible
Write something incorporating the word ‘indelible’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INDELIBLE I’m feeling kinda shittySomeone stole my duckName’s on it (indelible)Shit and wtf Can you imagine how I’m feeling Fan?…distraught Sing out if you see it…… Name’s on her..Florence… Indelible..(Won’t wash off in bath)……… Thanks…..FlorenceContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Indelible”
Calculator
I bought this calculatorMy number skills to honeThen suddenly it asked meDid I want a phone?…. Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Builds More Stairs with a Difference
The customer they asked meAsked me if I couldBuild some stairs bit differentUsing local wood Sure I said….. Oh Stan we love them. So different…… Unfortunately the customer broke their leg on first test run…… Stan promised to return and level them a bit. “Safety is my motto” he says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
So Tired
Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Zippo the Invisible Zip Company
We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Layoff
Write something incorporating the word ‘layoff’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAYOFF Which now is it gonna beLayoff or layonYou have a choice between the twoMake it quick, come on Hey? this could also apply to logoff/logon Fan ….how’s about that? DM
Stan Tries His Hand at Photoshopping
Just tried my hand at photoShopping for this girlI’ve made her nice and balanced I hope she’s happy…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan. Tight Tap Specialist
I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 