We chose a mat for lounge roomTo match our lounge room suitePerfect matching colourAdmired from every seat…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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World Rat Day (4 April)
Were you extra special to your rat on 4 April? You forgot Fan? Rats generally like listening to music and studies have found rats to have a great affinity to certain types of musical sounds. Rats listening to music can experience many benefits including increased learning ability, reduced stress, increased immune system function, and aContinue reading “World Rat Day (4 April)”
Priscilla is Perplexed
Priscilla is FCS resident cat There’s someone new in the houseI’ve not been told her nameShe looks bit dead and lifelessBut lights up all the same…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Gets the Boat Going
Relax there guys I’ll fix itWe’ll soon be on our wayLittle puff of fuel here/thereBoom boom we’re on our way…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Emergency Phone
We’re waiting for the workersTo bolt the phone uprightAppreciate your patiencePhone is soon in sight…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Divorced
It’s taken such a long timeCan now let people knowInvited round for few drinksParty there ya go…. Yay!…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Damn, Get Out, Inspect
I’ve just gone hit another carDamn, get out, inspectShit, what’s happening to my car?…. Nothing to laugh about here…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
What is Your Object?
What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Photo Time Kids
Mum will take your photo kidsStand here, nice big smileA nice day at the beach todayThat’s it, nice big smile…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Standard
Write something incorporating the word ‘standard’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLIPPING STANDARD My standard has been slippingWhy you ask? why for?My brain is getting overloadedDat is why, what for Oh…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 