We’re sitting on the foreshore(Drinking cups of tea)Look what’s going by dear(Enjoying scenery)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Trivial
Write something incorporating the word ‘trivial’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRIVIAL It crossed her mind to pushPush his hand awayBut seemed at moment trivialTo push his hand away She didn’t….. I daren’t think of the consequences Fan…….. DM
Shit the Wheel Just Came Off Love
Shit the wheel’s just come off We could be in a pooSubstitute’s the answerSubstitute I’ll do…. That’s clever darling………… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imposition
Write something incorporating the word ‘imposition’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPOSITION Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies We’ve struck an impositionWhere we ply our tradeThey’ve closed the roads for roadworksOn hold, we’ve put our laids They didn’t even consult us Fan?…… But we got aContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imposition”
My Car and Snow Experience
The blizzard was horrendousCovered everythingWent to get car after meltRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Stan on snowplough duty?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Priscilla Goes for her Sunday Stroll
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Each Sunday I look forward toMy owner calling meCilla, time for us to strollAnd view the scenery…. meow…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Right Vehicle
We couldn’t get the rightVehicle for our dadSo had to compromise and takeWhatever one they had…. We’re sure he would be happy. Ex army sergeant he was…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
New Tyre Trial
I’m trying out a new tyreA tyre no-one’s yet seenBased on threaded overlapColour black (not green)…. (Ecological green (based on grass) still in experimental stage) Don MatthewsApril 2022
Macrame Club
I have the local ‘crameClub around each weekThey’ve done my toilet seat (how nice?)Moved on to something else…. I’m the pride of the 4WD Club…… Don MatthewsApril 2022