You’ve got to put your full weightOn it for controlOtherwise observers willRespond with LOL…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Launches New Boat
Got a new boatRead how to launchSounds pretty easyEasy to launch…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Louie the Fly
Louie the flyProboscis was longPut it where he shouldn’t haveWrong Louie wrong RIP Louie Don MatthewsApril 2022
Plenty Jesus Yep
Jesus will protect mePlenty Jesus yepDevil will not come inPlenty Jesus yep…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Our Bed Instrument of Love
We have a music instrumentAttached to bed (above)When plucked it puts us in the moodIn mood for making love…. Sonata in C we love best…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Decent
Write something incorporating the word ‘decent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are hussy buddies. I look after them……. ODE TO DECENT I am a decent writerCos Lexxie says I amShe’s happy with her scriptingSays one day I’ll be fam (famous) Ain’t she nice Fan?…… (Oh,Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Decent”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Conviction
Write something incorporating the word ‘conviction’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Sorry I’m late. Got tangled up with Souzy . (Soozy she says) Trixxie and Lexxie are tame Fan……. ODE TO CONVICTION Had a date with Souzy(Shit hot sexy bod)Conviction I a hot time comingMouth ope’d and no-teefContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Conviction”
I Write a Lot of Nonsense
I write a lot of nonsenseI write a lot of twatWe’re all too sane and seriousToo serious a lot DM
Helmet
I bought myself a helmetDifferent to the restWill it stand collisions?First go will be the test…. All good…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Raining Cats and Dogs
It’s been raining cats and dogsDriving’s been a shitYou just don’t know what’s up aheadI just did not see it…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 