I am a little duckThey left me in the carThe temperature got hotAnd now I’m like I are…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Stan Advises on the Bathroom
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Correct
Write something incorporating the word ‘correct’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CORRECT Do not try and correct meI know the earth is flatCos so says Daniel ShentonAnd dat my friend is dat Daniel is President of our Flat Earth Society Fan……. I go to every meeting…..Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Correct”
Ralph Watches His Master Leave
Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill
I went to universityLearnt this useful skillNow I’m gonna demonstrateDemonstrate I will…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Feed Time
I like what you’re feedingI like what I seeThere’s more at the tableWhat about me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’m Going To Take Up On This
No experience neededSo the notice saysYes I need new challengeSo the notice says…. honk honk…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Daddy Feed Me Please
Daddy can you feed meFood upon the spoonI will line me mouth upDaddy it’s full moon…. Oh?… So it is son Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Solves a Pole Problem
The pole was in the wayWe couldn’t take it outAn easy solution Stan did findHe found an easy route…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Outrageous
Write something incorporating the word ‘outrageous’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO OUTRAGEOUS Some think we’re outrageousOthers think we’re greatAll in all we do our bestAs on the streets we wait DM
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