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Priscilla Gets a Re-Charge

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Oh Highness One above meSend down your shining lightGive me (please) a re-chargeZap me from your height…. Zap zap…… Don MatthewsMay 2022|

I Took Our Dog to the Vet

Our dog was feeling poorlyTook him to the vetYes said vet would seem soSeem so said the vet…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Remuneration

Write something incorporating the word ‘remuneration’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REMUNERATION Get no remunerationFor this ditty hereJust do it out of interestFor your little ear Err…eye DM

Ralph’s Training Course

Ralph is FCS resident dog Took lots of timeWas quite a featBut now knows whatWhat not to eat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Post Pandemic Wedding

It’s easy/cheap my darlingLet’s wed here in our roomWe’ll use online technologyCome join with us on zoom It’s all too complicatedWedding as pre-pan daysWe are now just too lazyAnd it’s the easy way Don MatthewsApril 2022

Tree

We parked our car (went into caff)For a cup of teaHeard a rustling sound outsideWhatever can that be? Thought we?…. Dom MatthewsMay 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Forgo

Write something incorporating the word ‘forgo’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FORGO Forgo or fordon’tDon’t know what to doAm gonna get drunkWhoop whoopee do do The word fordon’t exists Fan…… Or is it fordont ?….. Maybe I’m thinking of fondant……. DM

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