It seemedLike funAt firstRe-run…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Toilet
I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Our Dog is not Food Fussy
Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Careful Driver
I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Death Certificate
I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Priscilla and the Annoying Mouse
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m having trouble working outWhatever’s going onThe little bugger’s playing gamesHere, then next, it’s gone…. Where are you you little bugger…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Minister of Sport and Fitness
I do have an importantMentor role to playAs Minister of Fitness/SportI exercise each day…. Yes, a fit and healthy body is important for our youth…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Upmarket City Tours
I tour the usual circuitAround the city mileFor extra I provide champagneAnd tour you round in style…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heat
Write something incorporating the word ‘heat’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are hussy buddies ODE TO HEAT Trixx and Lexx are back on the streetRoaming (both on heat)Lockdown’s finished (no did catch)(Bank balance also down) I felt sorry for them Fan. Everyone needs to workContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heat”
I’ve Lost My Apple Mummy
Was eating apple mummyIt’s gone, just disappearedWhich does seem rather funnyIt is all rather weird…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 