I’ve just returnedFrom doing itWas nice and dryWhere I do it…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Boating Holiday
We’re off on a boating holidayMy wife, baby, and meFunny, the car’s got lighter dearThink I should stop, go and see…. Maybe that’s why everyone was honking and waving at us dear?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralph is a Trier
Ralph is FCS resident dog I like to run up hills I doRun up hills I likeGetting to the top is goodTo the top I like…. I won’t give up…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Children
Children have a right toAgree or disagreeShow their feelings with no fussAlso quietly…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Bodacious
Write something incorporating the word ‘bodacious’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BODACIOUS Bodacious (you’re stretching me now Fan)I admit I don’t know what it meansConsulted my friend/helper GoogleHe just shrugged…. Why did I give away my Encyclopedia Britannica Fan?…… DM
Roof Proof
I looked down from above meAt something fell off roofI thought it was a squirrelOn ground gave me the proof…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Driver Message
Wind yer window downI got something to sayA message for you mateyHave a happy day…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Allure
Write something incorporating the word ‘allure’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ALLURE I am not pornographicErotic just a tadOozing sex and much allureAnd just a tad bit bad Jeez Fan, sounds a hot one. Advise staying clear.…… DM
Workout
Workouts are importantKeeps the body fitTones the sinews. musclesEven while I sit…. My personal trainer has given me this regimefor my total body fitness…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Maze
I thought this looked a fun thingEntered on weekendTurned out not a fun thingRescue team please send…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 