Could not afford a tip truckThis idea worked fineSaved myself a heap of cashIdea was all mine Good one dad…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
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Fandango and Stan
Stan is a man with many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Knowing of Stan’s expertise in robotics, Fandango and he got together Fan is tickled Pink he isWith charger (new) EVOn show first time at FCSScroll down for first looksee Thankyou for allowing us the first looksee Fan.I believe StanContinue reading “Fandango and Stan”
Table Sir?
Table for two sir?There’s one over here…. It seems there’s a problem? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Renovating
We’re renovatingKnocking holesFinal goalFilling holes Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Come Worship
Lord BaconWe bow toA pig not a Cow to We’re next to the adult shop…….. About the United Church of Bacon We worship Bacon! Cth real members from all walks of life and even all religions. Bacon is our symbol of worship because it is representative of things that we love and that we canContinue reading “Come Worship”
What is the Like-Minders Society?
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS operate a Disney-like Theme Park of offbeat poetry and funIt visits a varietyContinue reading “What is the Like-Minders Society?”
Kangaroo Boot Camp Orstralia
To keep themselves in top formOur kangas daily trainAttending local boot campsTaking lotsa pain Did that myself as a young thingJust give me an easy life and a beer…… My drinking buddy Skip Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Staff Needed
Having some troubleGetting staff for the storeEmployed a new managerTo bring in some more You guessed it….Stan He also just showed up…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
I Love You Daddy
I love you daddy(Mummy too)And you keep meSafe you do Shit son, you OK?…… Forgot to fasten safety lock. Sorry…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Stan. Signwriter
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The bowling club contacted meWanted advert signNo probs I said (done plenty times)I did (they said, Stan fine) Great work Stan. Should bring in lots of new members…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 