Come Worship

Lord Bacon
We bow to
A pig not a
Cow to








We’re next to the adult shop……..

About the United Church of Bacon

We worship Bacon!

Cth real members from all walks of life and even all religions. Bacon is our symbol of worship because it is representative of things that we love and that we can prove exists. Because of that, if you believe in the existence of Bacon… you’re welcome in our church!



Don Matthews
November 2022




Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

3 thoughts on “Come Worship

  1. I believe that bacon exists and I like it with my eggs and bacon burgers, but I’m not quite ready when it comes to worshiping it. I prefer to worship Ben & Jerry’s Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream. I pray that they never run out of it at the ice cream aisle at my local grocery store.

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