Priscilla is FCS resident cat In physics having lessonI’m a waste of spaceI’ll leave it for the humansI can’t keep up the pace Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Delivers the Paint
FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hairdresser
Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Head Over Dick
Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slant
Write something incorporating the word ‘slant’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLANT Slant it yep?Slant it no?Slant the last rhyme?Yep how now Yep yepHow nowWot for?Dunno? Best I could do Fan…… DM
Umpire
Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Jungle Visit Preparation
Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Priscilla . Security Guard
Priscilla is FCS resident cat The Istanbul RailwaysAppointed me guardA privileged position(Job’s easy not hard) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Playground
I love it in the playgroundDaddy helping meSwings and different whizzy thingsDaddy helping me Wheeee….. Shit, you alright sweetie? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Chair
Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 