Priscilla is FCS resident cat How nice to go for walkiesSun is shining brightHello? What is that I see?Gosh, it’s just the light Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Timmy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Timmy was fantasticOn his violinPlaying it for JesusJesus please come in Production Notes An interior photoshoot Timmy smiled nicelySuch a glowing face Suit and tie Studio wardrobe. Post Production Notes Amen Timmy Don MatthewsDecember 2022
My Giant LP and Me
I have a giant LPAnd like to nude-play itIt lasts for ever everIn heels I listen, sit The LP’s rather racyOrganisms lotsListen with my heels I do Listen on my bots Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Diplomatic
Write something incorporating the word ‘diplomatic’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DIPLOMATIC I’m none too diplomaticSay what just comes outTake me any way you wantA like or lump it route None too diplomatic Fan……. Get’s me into trouble…….. DM
Sisterly Love
I love my little sisterWe play so happilyOur happiness is mutualScroll down and you will see Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Duck
This pond is really lovelyWith all my friends the ducksGentle lapping water (then)Shit and wtf ?! Don MatthewsDecember 2022
House for Sale
As agent we were asked to sellThis house (which must be seen)Featuring the latestTV plasma screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Plug Sex
Our owners thought us boringWe needed bit of spiceVisitors when they come roundSay ooh that’s very nice Do they moan they ask? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Undying)
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them For those who have not been hereContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Undying)”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Perc thought Skipper AlanMight be into pornWe didn’t ask no questionsJust made the cover…. And collected his money…. Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc made the orange cocktail Post Production Notes I’d like to be at one of his orgies Stan DonContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job”