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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dick Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Dick he was a FrenchmanWouldn’t give last nameJust put Dick on coverLaunch me up to fame He said…. Production Notes Dick sang us a French love song while we workedHis own composition (from the album) Perc (photographer) got a nice suave lookContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dick Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Christopher Bowes Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Christopher (real dashing)Came to celebrateChristmas on his organDespite a real long wait We are very busy in the Studioon the runup to Christmas.Everyone wants a Christmas album Production Notes Suit of white Studio wardrobe.White for white Christmas we thought Wine Studio cellarChristopherContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Christopher Bowes Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Ronald Coyne Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ronald (an evangelist)He thought he’d give God us a bashWe’re into covers not conversionDid cover and then took Ron’s cash Production Notes Perc (cameraman) picked a nice God-smile momentto photograph Ron We thought the head-tilt becoming Post Production Notes In appreciation forContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Ronald Coyne Job”

Poet Don on Invite an Alien to Live with you Day. 21 July

Today my flock we celebrateInviting friend aliens come stayTo share our bed, breakfast and tableTo beam themselves down here to stay Beam on down ET…bed waiting… (Johnny, our youngest flock member….) He’s lost my address Poet Don?…. Oh dear…. We believe this is ET looking for Johnny’s house….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dethkorps Heavy Metal Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Heavy metal DethkorpsThought up metal titUsed in modern warfare soOn cover we put it Production Notes Dethkops unable to attend StudioEngaged on a gig Sent illustration of metal titSaid do it good for us StanSo we did Nuclear reactors in backgroundTit designedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dethkorps Heavy Metal Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Zarko Dancuo Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Zarko had developedHis latest disco moveNaming it the Zarko GrabDone to a disco groove Production Notes Zarko wanted his Grab featured on the cover Sweater Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc was able to capture thatGrab perfectly withContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Zarko Dancuo Job”