Write something incorporating the word ‘profession’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROFESSION Rhyming is not my professionRhyming I just do for funRhyming lines two/four togetherRhyming two/four, now I’m done DM
Tag Archives: humour
House for Sale
House for saleComes with carTurret topSee for far From a real estate ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Kicked Out
Kicked out of our house FrogmoreKicked out by the kingKicked out by my fatherNot fair, ring-a-ding The Duchess she is keepingA quiet low profileWith all this kerfuffleTrue to Harry style Buckingham Palace issued an eviction notice the day after release of the controversial Spare memoir DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Place
Write something incorporating the word ‘place’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PLACE I have my eyes set upwardToward a higher placeA Laureate in NonsenseHelped by the God of grace Still plodding upward Fan…… DM
Puncture
Was driving ‘long quite merrilyWith my wife as wellWhen suddenly we heard a thunkSaid shit and bloody hell Shit?…… DM
Tail
I love my tailMy tail loves meTogether weWill always be DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wilders Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Wilders they were singersThe window it was roundTake me to the lifeboatThe ship is going down Production Notes We thought black and white would suit the gloom of a ship going down Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the StarsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wilders Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hinder
Write something incorporating the word ‘hinder’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HINDER Can’t get too be-hinderWith my ode todayDon’t know what to write aboutWhat more can I say? Dunno?…… DM
Ladder
Bought a big long ladderBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensive soTook it home myself DM
Hole
The purposeThe goalIs toGo through the hole Not that one dumbo…… DM