humour – Page 17 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Crotchet

My grandma’s into crotchetingCrotcheting she’s atHer latest (yep) mcreation isCreation is a cat Scroll down… DM

Lei

Welcome to our countryLet me give you leiWelcome to our countryHave a lovely day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Consensus

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘consensus’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CONSENSUS Challenge word consensus is stillConsensus (yep) in FrenchMy head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of blench Turn pale, as if in fear…… How’s about that…… DM

Booty

Trying very hardHopping ‘cross the floorCarrying my bootyHopping ‘cross the floor Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Reluctance

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘reluctance’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RELUCTANCE At last I have awokenMy head has woken upReluctance gotta use my head’s anOverflowing cup DM

I Think We Gotta Problem

I think we gotta problemA problem with the loadDon’t know why it endedEnded up on road Scroll down… DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Billboard

Formula builds strong teethTeeth for you and meStrong enough for billboardsScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Record

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘record’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RECORD (Yep) today is SundayDespite my day of restGotta use word recordThere, I done my best DM

Soggy

What’s going onWindow’s getting soggyWhat’s going onWonder what thinks doggy Scroll down… DM