humour – Page 142 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Rope

Saw myself a’hangingHanging from a treeTrouble is the rope wasNot where it should be DM

Cake

Today it is my birthdayI have a lovely cakeWhat a surprise my lovely cakeThis cake my mummy bake Shit…… DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Tex Ritter Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Tex he was a singerWith clean and happy handsWanted album coverAlbum cover and To sing Little Wendy Why Why…. Production Notes Tex provided us with two happy smiling facesand four clean and happy hands Photographer Perc succeeded in gettingthat nice clean-and-happy handsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Tex Ritter Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Jittery

Write something incorporating the word ‘jittery’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO JITTERY I write my drafts in hand formJittery they beThen transfer drafts to keyboardNo jitter left to see How’s about that Fan…… DM

Priscilla

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Hello? my name’s CillaHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM

Driving in the Country

Driving in the countryEverything is greenWatching all the wildlifeAll that can be seen Shit…… DM

I Think We Gotta Problem

I think we gotta problemSomething’s come unstuckI don’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Devoid

Write something incorporating the word ‘devoid’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DEVOID My challenge for today isIs the word devoidIt took a while to get this farI really am annoyed DM

Flood

We had a bit of problemProblem with the floodGot it now all sortedNo problem now with flood DM

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