humour – Page 139 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Rock

I went to find a rockSo looked up all the rulesI found one was so happyThankyou thankyou rules Thankyou. I had lotsa fun…… DM

Bricks

They said it was impossibleBricks don’t have a bendScroll down have a lookseeSee the pic I send DM

Ah Lovely

This is ah so lovelyThis is ah so niceWhat you looking at me for?Just removing lice DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Humungous

Write something incorporating the word ‘humungous’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HUMUNGOUS Humungous in CroatianIs humungosanI’m into Croat translationsTranslations into am DM

Cop

To help deter the robbersDeterring all attacksWe made our own real copperMade him out of wax DM

Night Light

I bought my boy a night lightTo help him to the looHelp him not get frightenedHelp for guidance too Thankyou daddy…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imperative

Write something incorporating the word ‘imperative’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPERATIVE I push myself (imperative)To write an ode tonightImperative, I push myselfAn ode tonight to write DM

Drillers

We’ve read the instructionsGot earmuffs for soundWe’re expert at drillingDrilling round/round DM

Mickey/Car

Hello thereMickey/carHolding handsQuite bizarre DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lavish

Write something incorporating the word ‘lavish’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAVISH My odes are always lavishLavish (yep) and lushDrafted with a pencilAlways in a rush DM