humour – Page 130 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Ladybird

Ladybird have brought outA 3b book for boysImportant educationImportant for the boys DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Steam

Write something incorporating the word ‘steam’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STEAM I thought today was easyEasy this word steamEasy you would think you wouldBut not all as it seems DM

No It Wasn’t Me

I know what you are thinkingBut no it wasn’t meI know what you are thinkingBut no it wasn’t me DM

Marry Me Please Jennifer

Marry me please Jennifer(Photographer take our pic)On the pier ‘neath cloudy skiesTake our picture quick DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Rev. Danny Nance Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Danny was a ReverendDanny Reverend DanPreached about his JesusAs a Superman Production Notes Danny provided the artworkThankyou Danny Post Production Notes In appreciation of our efforts Danny sent us a copy of his record How nice…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Menu

Write something incorporating the word ‘menu’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MENU Menu (yep) spelt backwardsBackwards is unemWhat a useless poemUseless (yep) again DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckI don’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? DM

Our Guests are Late

We gotta sit down and start our mealCan’t wait around no moreHello? sounds like someone’s comingComing through the door DM

Vase

Bought myself a vaseCan put it anywhereFridge door, windows (even walls)Brighten spaces bare DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Spectrum

Write something incorporating the word ‘spectrum’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPECTRUM My odes are on a spectrumOf many different thingsThis and that, whateverRing-a-ding-a-ding DM