Please don’t do that JimmyIf you do I willI will throw a tantrumTantrum I throw will DM
Tag Archives: humour
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Thereafter
Write something incorporating the word ‘thereafter’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO THEREAFTER Today’s word is thereafterDifficult to rhymeThink I’ll pick an easy oneThink I’ll pick just thyme DM
Brilliantly Pointless
Brilliantly pointlessPointless (yep) to meStill went out and bought oneScroll down have looksee DM
Pond to Pond
Pond to pondSingle filePond to pondAll with style DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maximum
Write something incorporating the word ‘maximum’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MAXIMUM My odes are always maximumFour lines (yep) four maxI’m having trouble finding rhymeBest I can do is claques A group of followers hired to applaud(or heckle) a performer or public speaker…… Well I’ll be……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maximum”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Poised
Write something incorporating the word ‘poised’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO POISED Today’s word (yep) is poisedOpposite is unMy head is empty, uselessCan only think of dun A color varying around light grayish brown…… Well I’ll be…… DM
Cyril and Elsie
Cyril and ElsieRun round and roundChasing a ballBall round and round DM
Teach Your Cat Gun Safety
Every cat needs lessonsJoining NRASafety (yep) is paramountBuy your book today Teach your cat gun safetyAs a familyEach of us today have gunsScroll down have looksee DM
Event
Excitement, we did watch eventEvent it went as plannedThen suddenly all went to shitEvent, you guessed, was canned DM
Shit My Little Daughter
Shit my little daughter,Quick get down and duckWhat’s that coming at usShit and wtf? DM