humour – Page 122 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Gatorade

The price was no differentThe bottle same sizeI look at the bottomAnd to my surprize…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Stalwart

Write something incorporating the word ‘stalwart’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STALWART I’m getting rather desperateRunning out of knowI gotta use word stalwartMy head is shot, no-go DM

Drone

I have droneLaunch pad yoNo take offyWhy no go? DM

Happy Yo Yo Yo

We’re happy little lickers Round and round we goLicking cream plopped on our tonguesHappy yo yo yo DM

Think I Gotta Problem

Think I gotta problemThink I am bit stuckDid miscalculationShit and wtf? DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pump

Write something incorporating the word ‘pump’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PUMP Today’s word is four lettersToday’s word (yep) is pumpMy odes are only four linesFour only, never plump DM

Ha Ha Mummy Daddy

Mummy she go ha haDaddy ha ha tooWe a ha ha familyHa ha choogaloo DM

Jerry and Jacky

Watcha doing Jerry?Doing out so lateI wanna have some action tooMove over Jerry mate DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Genuine

Write something incorporating the word ‘genuine’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GENUINE My odes, they are alwaysAlways genuineAlways only four linesAlmost always rhyme DM

Swingers

We’re happy little swingersSwinging merrilyCat is keeping watch for usScroll down have looksee DM