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Haute Couture

Haute couture on catwalkExtraordinaireLatest dress in fashionHiding derriere DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:catwalk, fashion, haute couture, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Haute Couture

Bailey

Bailey is wearing shorts, bare legs and footy boots. Unable to get complete pic. Bailey is a bonzaIn his footy suitOff the field so stylish (yep)In his footy suit With an extra la-pelHanging down in frontHappy Bailey bonzaFooty lapel front DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, football, humour, photoshoot, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Bailey

Jeans

I bought a pair of new jeansTwo hundred dollars costMost of fabric’s fallen offMost my jeans I’ve lost Manufacturer has recalled my jeans…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 20, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, jeans, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jeans

Fashion Shoot

I am a fashion modelOn a fashion shootModelling for the cameraSound is turned to mute A little to the right Janet…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, fashion, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Fashion Shoot

Fashion Dick

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, stan1 Comment on Fashion Dick

Fashion – Forward Kodi

Kodi Smit-McPhee you seeOn the carpet red is heFashion-forward leather glovesKodi Kodi we luv thee…. Gloves like rubber variety for washing dishes…….. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, poetry2 Comments on Fashion – Forward Kodi

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:actor, fashion, humourLeave a comment on Kodi Smit-McPhee

Leading Edge of Fashion

I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, poetry5 Comments on Leading Edge of Fashion

Stretch Armstrong Range

I’ve been selected specially toDisplay Stretch Armstrong RangeSome keep looking at meAs if I’m rather strange?…. Why?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fashion, humour, mannequin, poetry2 Comments on Stretch Armstrong Range

Green Outfit

Put on my latest outfitBought at the local storeTook a walk down avenue(Might go back for more)…. I’d quite like the yellow number too…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 14, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fashion, humour, poetry, walking1 Comment on Green Outfit

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