Thankyou mummy for drinkMy favourite cup and strawYou’ve given me a new drinkFrom up my straw to draw…. Yummy mummy…… I’m pleased you like it sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: drinking
Apprentice Perc Reprimands Stan for Drinking. Again
When someone wants wants a door built StanDon’t drink before you doIt can affect the mathematicsAnd affect the glue…. I like it. I want one too…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Sit Down Perc
Stan and Perc go to the club Perc you’ve seen ’em stacks of timeThere’s more important thingsLike sitting down with mates to drinkAnd having raunchy sings…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Watch your drinkingPatronize bars with mirrors
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I told myself I should stop drinkingbut I am not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself
David Lee Roth
“I used to jog but the ice cubeskept falling out of my glass” David Lee RothUS rock singer
I’m Feeling a Bit Thirsty
(Yawn) I’m feeling thirstyAlso feeling tiredCan’t be bothered getting upNow I’m down, retired….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 