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Dogs Banned From Beach as they Cause Mess

Ralph is banned from goingDown upon the sandThey think he might shit, make a messHe just can’t understand Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Help Me Ralph

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m in a spot of trouble RalphPlease come and help me tooRalph looks at me in puzzlementSays Don what can I do? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Ralph Discovers Hidden Sox, Claims Not Guilty

Just by chance I came acrossAll these ex-posed soxAnd wondered who did put them thereMust have been the fox Our Ralph doesn’t do things like this…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Ralph Misses the Stage

Ralph used to be an actorPlaying leading rolesHe’s now assigned to backstageIt’s breaking poor Ralph’s soul Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Priscilla Takes a Stand

Every now and then PriscillaDon’t like dog-chase-catShe takes a stand (called hiss-bare-fang)And shows dog, there, take that Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Ragtag Daily Prompt ‘Fracus‘

Ralph, You’re Also an Idiot

I know Priscilla’s an idiotSeems Ralph is now also one tooHe swallowed the brush from the toiletYou stupid dog, yes stupid you Don MatthewsOctober 2020

The Data Centre of 2050

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Ingrid Loves Her Roomba

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Ingrid loves her RoombaHer doggie also doesFascinated by its motionBy its friendly buzz It whirrs?…. Ingrid loves her Roomba(Her doggie is a her)Fascinated by its motionBy its friendly whirr Hows that?…. All good…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Ingrid has made a prior appearance on FCS asContinue reading “Ingrid Loves Her Roomba”

Is That The Problem?

Are you not happy round my dog? Is that the problem, is it? I’m happy to lock you in another room When you come round and visit Don Matthews September 2018

I’m Giving My Dog Alone-Time

While covid has kept us in lockdown My dog’s got tight-bonded to me I’m worried when I go back to working An utter wreck, anxious, he’ll be yoooooowl……. To reduce psychological damage (His mental health I really care) I’m giving him plenty of alone-time But he’s tearing out chunks of his hair Have I doneContinue reading “I’m Giving My Dog Alone-Time”