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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

We’re staying togetherfor the sake of the dog

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 24, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:dog, quote, relationships4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Ralph Gets Kicked Off

Ralph is FCS resident dog This bed was made for me RalphI’m sorry, but it’s mineGo find yourself another onePiss off, don’t stand there, whine…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2022Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:baby, dog, humour, poetry4 Comments on Ralph Gets Kicked Off

Neighbourly Treats

My neighbour passes through the fenceTo littlies, longed-for treatsThey wait each day at 10amWhen him again they’ll meet…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, fence, humour, poetry3 Comments on Neighbourly Treats

Ralph Likes the Snow

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph he likes the snowMust be cos it’s whiteA colour he’s not used toThen I could be wrong…. Go Ralph…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 10, 2022Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, snow2 Comments on Ralph Likes the Snow

Ralph likes his Treats

Ralph is FCS resident dog What do you think you’re doingCome on lift your gameYou know things how I really likeLet’s visit this again…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 9, 2022Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, treats2 Comments on Ralph likes his Treats

Ralph Cools Off

Ralph is FCS resident dog Very hot dayRalph’s in the waterCooling himselfDown as he oughta…. One contented dog…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 29, 2021Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, swimming poolLeave a comment on Ralph Cools Off

Father and Son Go Shopping

Off to do the shoppingFather and the sonSon is happy waitingTill the shopping’s done…. Have you bought anything for me?…….. A lollypop?. My favourite colour. Thankyou…… (Could only happen in America….) Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:dog, hat, humour, poetry, shopping2 Comments on Father and Son Go Shopping

Priscilla and Ralph Have a Good Relationship

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Priscilla is the feudal catRalph the lowly serfLooking at the pair of themI can see the mirth…. Ralph doesn’t think it’s funny…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, Ralph, FCS resident dogTags:cat, dog, humour, lord, poetry, servant2 Comments on Priscilla and Ralph Have a Good Relationship

Priscilla and Ralph Face the FCS Finger Test

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Our cat and dog at FCSCan change from day to dayOne day loving, next day notThis test tells us which way…… The FCS Finger Test…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, Ralph, FCS resident dogTags:cat, dog, humour, poetry2 Comments on Priscilla and Ralph Face the FCS Finger Test

Ralph in Lockdown

Ralph is FCS resident dog We’re back to bloody lockdownCan’t go outside and runMy owner says I can use this…… Isn’t he kind…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2021Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, lockdown, poetry2 Comments on Ralph in Lockdown

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