Skip to content

Flippant, Comic, and Serious

The poetry etc of Don Matthews

  • Contact
  • About Me
  • Categories
  • Archives
  • Home
    • Poems

Tag Archives: dog

Ralph and Tim

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph and Tim are brothersRalph and Tim good matesTogether they’re a charming pairGood mates Tim and Ralph DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 17, 2023Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:cow, dog, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Ralph and Tim

Rex

It was a really hot timeGot carried ‘way with sexResult of which you see belowAnd (yep) my name is Rex Rexina…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, sexLeave a comment on Rex

Stroll

I’m feeling kinda stupidHanging on his backAlso kinda sillySitting in a sack DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 8, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, sack, walking2 Comments on Stroll

Hole

The purposeThe goalIs toGo through the hole Not that one dumbo…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car tyre, dog, hole, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Hole

Fashion Shoot

I am a fashion modelOn a fashion shootModelling for the cameraSound is turned to mute A little to the right Janet…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, fashion, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Fashion Shoot

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Hyde Park dog cemetery)

“Walking Her Dogs In The Hyde Park Dog’s Cemetery: The Final Resting Place To 1000+ Victorian-Era Pets Hides Inside The City Park” There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 28, 2023Posted inHistorical photos, Little-known factsTags:cemetery, dog, hyde parkLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Hyde Park dog cemetery)

A = 1/2bh

Physics does explain this1/2bh, the keyDog has got it worked outScroll down have looksee Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, dog, humour, maths, physics, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on A = 1/2bh

My Dog and I

My dog and IWe love to shareA little shudderA little stare Don MatthewsFebruary 2023 GIF not loading properly. Reason unknown

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, shudder, stare2 Comments on My Dog and I

Ralph and Ball

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ready for the ball Ralph?Ready for the catch?Watch it very carefullyCarefully then catch Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ball, dog, humour, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Ralph and Ball

Dog Training

Ralph is FCS resident dogThis is not Ralph Some people don’t trainTrain dogs at allResulting devastation(Said dog has a ball) Ralph is appalled…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 10, 2023Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme4 Comments on Dog Training

Posts pagination

Newer posts 1 … 8 9 10 11 12 … 19 Older posts

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,025 other subscribers
Flippant, Comic, and Serious, Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Join 1,025 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar