2020, I’ve just found outWho this saga writOne in which he specialisesLeft me feeling shit…. I won’t be watching any more of his…… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Tag Archives: Covid
BoJo’s Poo Poo’d the Pandemic
BoJo’s poo poo’d the pandemicNo need to stay apart anymoreMasks you can throw in the dustbinLockdown’s become such a bore Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Boris? You Know What You’re Doing?
Boris? you know what you’re doing?By throwing away all the rules?Binning all masks, social distancingTraits (which to me) belong to fools Go home Aussie. What would you know?……. You’re getting 50,000 new cases each day……… 73 dead on Wednesday……… All under control mate…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Primate Behaviour
Vaccinate can waitMy derriere cannotNeed to rush and buy more rollsToilet rolls for bot Primate behaviour at it’s best…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Biden Wants to Find Where Covid-19 Originated
The US wants to find outWhere Covid first beganDid it start in ChinaAt Institute Wuhan? For sake of peace I’m hopingThat what it is, is thatIt didn’t come from Wuhan , butA pangolin or bat Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Covid Test
This Covid test’s a buggerMust have it I supposeIt’s such a bloody nuisanceIt just gets up my nose Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I have been told there is no need to panic buy toilet paper.There is enough for every botty
Bank Holiday UK
We’ve got this old virus thing sortedIt’s holiday (Bank) in UKLet’s go to the beach and toe-dabbleAnd throw social distance away Don MatthewsJune 2021
You Dropped Your Guard
You thought you had me underControl, then dropped you guardI am not dumb, I do mutateAnd will, simple, not hard A race is on with you and meWith me, I just mutateBut should you wish to win the raceIt’s simple, vaccinate Don MatthewsMay 2021
Hairdressing Salon Owner Refuses Vaccinated Customers
There are some who shop for their factsin the bargain bins of human knowledge A Queensland hairdresser refuses to let vaccinated customers into her salon to protect the staff She admitted she acquired her views on the vaccine based on information on “the rabbit warren of the internet” https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/gold-coast-hair-salon-refuses-service-to-customers-who-have-covid-19-vaccine-c-2878833
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