Had it nicely balancedSuddenly was notMade a grab to hold itCaused a problem (lot)…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: computer
From the FCS Headline Department
“Worker proud of not even knowing how to turn on a computer about to be replaced by one”
The FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The internet is downso I’m outside today
Do Not Upset Technology
Do not upset technologyIt will jump back at youYou wonder what I’m talking ’bout? Scroll down and find out…. See? so be kind to your computer……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I’m Training Ralph Up To Be Cultured
When Ralph did first come to FCSHis knowledge was still as a pup Priscilla said Don you gotta do somethingSo decided to culture him up……. He’s coming along in leaps and bounds…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs
A computer cannot cook an omelette even if asked politely
Sitting and Waiting
I’m sitting in the libraryUsing their computerNot feeling very happyNot saying yep, you beauter I’m waiting here real patientlyFor the tech to ringComputer’s fixed Don, come collect800 dollars bring Shit!…… you’ll survive
The Data Centre of 2050
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Whatever’s Going On?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Computer’s fine. no problemsPerform this task I sayThis message then comes on the screenWhat game you trying to play? Slight technology fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Love You Little Computer. But You’re Useless
I love you little ‘puter Your keyboard, mouse I play with But really you are useless Cos answers are all you give Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to Pablo Picasso
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 