child – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Sorry Tough Luck Kid

Playing with my nice balloonSorry tough luck kidMinding business on my ownSorry tough luck kid Scroll down… DM

Special standTo hold the deadFor final viewAll done all said Scroll down… DM

I bought my boy a night lightTo help him to the looTo help him not feel frightenedAnd also guidance too Scroll down… Thankyou daddy…… DM

Dis is my sistaI am da broWe happy duoHappy yo yo Scroll down… DM

I am helping mummyMummy helping amCleaning out the fridge for herHelping mummy am Scroll down… DM

Helping mummy clean upMummy clean up floorHelping mummy clean upMummy clean up more Scroll down… DM

Choo choo I’m a choo choTrain on railway trackPulling right behind me I’ve a Carriage on my backScroll down… DM

Daddy (doing whizzys)Daddy, whizzing meFoot full throttle vroom vroomScroll down have looksee Shit you OK son?…… DM

Hello? my name’s CharlieHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… Shit you OK son?…… DM

I’ve given you instructionsWhat to do (I said)Keep your eyes fixed firmly onOn the path ahead Shit you OK son?…… DM