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Priscilla Owns a Hotel
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla owns a hotelAnd at the desk she sitsWaiting for the customers(She’s very fond of Brits) High-class monied ones…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Never Kick Priscilla
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Never kick PriscillaShe’ll go you, she’ll attackYou’ll be so sorry what you didYou will not hurry back…. These cat burglers came in the black of night. (Hence poor light conditions)…… Reports are they have not been seen of since. …… Moral -do not kick Priscilla. You will pay…… DonContinue reading “Never Kick Priscilla”
Cookie Blessed by Priest in Drive-Through
Manilla – celebrating World Animal Day We took our doggie CookieFor blessing via drive-throughHe sprinkled Cook with waterThe way all priests do do Paid our $50 dollarsAt the drive checkoutCookie gave a woof woof…. Thought I was serious didn’t you?First verse is. Second got bit carried away…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The more people I meetthe more I like my cat
We are a Happy Couple
We are a happy coupleWe love our pussy catAlso the one stretched out on wallNo longer on his mat…. BTW This is not Priscilla…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Priscilla Says Get Stuffed
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS’s resident cat and dog Ralph wants to come inFrom the outside coldOver, over, over triesCilla says get stuffed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Priscilla Gets a Scare
Minding my own businessNo-one else aroundSuddenly from out of nowhereLeft ground got nearly drowned…. Shit, don’t scare me like that…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Priscilla Launches Up the Stairs
Priscilla is FCS’s cat Priscilla’s not a dumb cat(She also has no paunch)Knows the best way up the stairsKnows best way to launch…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Priscilla Loves to Hear Me Play
Priscilla is FCS’s cat Cilla’s into musicLoves to hear me playShows appreciation inHer very special way…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 