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Dashcam

I am a little dashcamEyes on road, alertIf you do the wrong thingI’ll catch you (yep) for cert Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, dashcam, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Dashcam

Trained Under David

Trained under David AttenHis techniques I applyTo this wondrous creatureTrying to pass me by Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:giraffe, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Trained Under David

Spent and Buggered

Exhausted spent and buggeredSpent and buggered meDo not interrupt meScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Spent and Buggered

Janet

I am a fashion modelOn a fashion shootModeling for the cameraSound is turned to muteScroll down… A little to the left Janet…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, fashion, humour, model, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Janet

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They wanted something different(With added colour too)I shopped around indefinitelyAnd found the right-type loo Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Nike Launches Into Car Production

We at NikeProud to showNew production Car sleek/low Parked at race meetSparkly cleanCar is whiteNike green DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Nike Launches Into Car Production

Bedhead

Bedheads, so expensiveHow to solve thought we?Called in well-known artistScroll down and have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bed, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Bedhead

Do You Remember?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 10, 2023Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Do You Remember?

Miffy and Tay Tay

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am draped around the neckThe neck of Tay Tay Tay Scroll down for Miffy… Meow…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme, taylor swiftLeave a comment on Miffy and Tay Tay

Pouch

The basic purpose of my pouchIs not to store a thingIt’s role is more important (yep)Ring-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:catwalk, fashion, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Pouch

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