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Hospital Scan

Presented at the hospitalFor to have a scanSurprised was I when they did saySorry no do can…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hospital scan, humour, poetry, zoo6 Comments on Hospital Scan

Novak our Messiah Yay!

He is our tennis JesusChrist (Messiah too)He cleans polluted waterWith thoughts and rids the goo Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:French Open, Novak Djokovic, tennis2 Comments on Novak our Messiah Yay!

Stan the Delivery Man

I got a special jobUniform I wearDeliver orders placed onlineDeliver everywhere….. Stan is proud to wear his company’s uniform…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:delivery, humour, online shopping, poetry, uniform5 Comments on Stan the Delivery Man

Stan Takes a Lead Movie Role

I’m acting in a movie‘The Lion Wakes Tonight’I think I’ve found my calling(It’s not in black and white)…. I think they like me…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022 (Stan even has his own fan club. Join now……)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:acting, humour, movie, poetry, stan4 Comments on Stan Takes a Lead Movie Role

Neighbourly Treats

My neighbour passes through the fenceTo littlies, longed-for treatsThey wait each day at 10amWhen him again they’ll meet…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, fence, humour, poetry3 Comments on Neighbourly Treats

Piano

I’m playing the pianoGetting louder (more)When underneath appears a noteUnderneath the door…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, piano, poetry1 Comment on Piano

Stan Applies for Job at McDonalds

I gotta smiley faceAnd yep I do do itEspecially in the afternoonI like to yep do it…. I fit the bill. The job’s mine…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hiring, humour, McDonalds, poetry2 Comments on Stan Applies for Job at McDonalds

Stan the Bridge Controller

I am in charge of bridge controlI like the work I doThe captains they all wave at meAs they go sailing through…. And I wave back…. We like waving to each other…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, bridge, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Stan the Bridge Controller

Stan/Perc Workteam

Perc is good workerGood buddy tooI will stop throwingWhen he needs the loo…. We look after each other we do…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan and perc, workers2 Comments on Stan/Perc Workteam

LAN Party

I’m going to a LANParty with my friendsWe’ll Local Area NetworkTie up all the ends…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer, LAN, party, poetry2 Comments on LAN Party

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