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Stan’s in Charge of Ad Placement

The paper’s just employed meTo place advertisementsI do with care and understandingUsing commonsense…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Sitting in a Plane in Alaska Waiting to Take Off

Relaxed and waiting, ready(All around is ice)A local’s come to wave us offIsn’t that dear, nice?…. Alaska Wiley Rogers Memorial Airport Oxen, birds, caribou and seals often come to wave passengers off Was polar bear day for these lucky people Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Necklace

We’ve just been off to KFCThey do a special dealA free necklace they give you whenYou buy more than one meal…. I love it…… Keep it away from the dog dear…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spain’ Three Dog Night

The official commentary included in the CD set Celebrate: The Three Dog Night Story, 1965–1975 states that vocalist Danny Hutton’s girlfriend, actress June Fairchild (best known as the “Ajax Lady” from the Cheech and Chong movie Up In Smoke) suggested the name after reading a magazine article about Aboriginal Australians, in which it was explained that on cold nights they would customarily sleepContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spain’ Three Dog Night”

Orangutan Online Dating Service

Netherlands zoo encourages orangutans to choose online dating partners You look sexy LolaWill you with me bed?Zoo will fund our fun timeWe can bed then wed…. Quick, fly Ollie down while he’s still hot…… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400719/Dutch-zoo-introduces-online-dating-lovelorn-orangutans.html Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan Installs Urinals

I put in some new urinalsJust the other dayAlso one for those who like toPiss the other way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Fucked Up

Not my usual language but it’s how I feel.I think the black and white world message is the real problem Why do we send a man to the moonWhen this place is so fucked up?And why do we want to travel to Mars and beyondWhen this place is still so fucked up? Please fix thisContinue reading “Fucked Up”

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