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Middle of the Track
Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Putin Posturing as a Siberian Schwarzenegger
-but he’s just a gutless coward If you take this out of the realm of geopoliticsand into the sphere of male behaviourPutin is the political version of the drunkensteroid-abusing, he-man, out on a night on the townwho coward-punches another bloke when he’s not looking to show off in front of his mates
Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd
Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Praise to my Friend Vladamir
All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Warming Up My Genitals
In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Audi
Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Goes Swimming
I’m getting real excitedTime to take a swimGotta watch my step toClear the concrete rim…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Rihanna Makes Baby/Lingerie Gothic Splash at Paris Dior Fashions
I got the photo angle RiTo show you at your bestDressed all stunning Goth-likeI’m lost for words for rest Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Hay
I bought a load of hayAnd then I took it homeI liked my load of hayCos it was freshly mown…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 