My toes have been complainingToo close, no fun, they sayFound a toey answerProblem solved, gone ‘way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Leading Edge of Fashion
I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Signwriting Company
I went to universityLearnt to hone my craftAdvertising signboardsNo longer are they daft…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Attends Bus Driving School
Went through the class with othersLearnt how to drive busTurned out was really simpleNo problems (yep) no fuss…. Don’t know what went wrong boss?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Good Heavens
Good heavens are you one of usHave you migrated hereFrom another countryLost your mode of steer?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company
We wanted toilet extrasTo match the coloured wallsSo got in touch with specialistGave toilet Stan a call…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stainless Steel
They said it was a new designMade of stainless steelMuch improved on previousBut not as soft to feel…. If it makes me look bigger I can put up with the hard……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
What?
I write a lot of nonsenseDitties full of twatDoes that make me silly?Silly, stupid, what? Thanks buddy…… DM
Chicken
I am a happy chickenFinger-watching youWondering what you’re up toWhat you are up to?…. Keep your finger outa there…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Chain
You must check the loadAnd strength of the chainOtherwise you’ll end upEmbarrassed, in pain…. Stan says looks like they forgot to check load and chain strength. Silly……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 