Patrolling Elon’s rocket placeAre space robotic dogsDo you not believe me?(They’re full of whirring cogs)…. Still don’t believe me?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stan Flies the Ceremonial Helicopter
They asked me to fly the helicopterFor their special paradeI feel humbled, feel very proudA skill for which I’m made…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tough Luck Don
I’m drowning in ideasMy neurons party onThe buggers they don’t give a shitSay sorry, tough luck Don I’ve all these drafts on hard drive(A hundred up to date)Neurons just keep laughing at meSorry, tough luck mate One neuron battered poetFebruary 2022
Fame and Glory
Some people like a challengeTo gamble with their lifeAll for fame and gloryBut not end up in strife…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan on Important (but simple) Crane Job
I went to universityLearnt to drive a craneJob here looks quite simpleDoes not require a brain…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shirt
I saw this lovely shirtAnd bought it at the storeThen wondered when I wore itWhy did people stare?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Trains for his Pilots Licence
Decided I would likeTo learn to fly a planeLooks quite simple, easyMy licence (yep) to gain…. We think you could do with a bit more practice…… I turned the wheel left and it moved right ? Why?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Controls the Traffic
I have a job (important)Of safety on the roadApplying English knowledge toThe latest highway code…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Wildlife Photographer
I photograph the wildlifeAnimals to fearNever miss a good oneLike one I’m taking here…. Monkey in tree. Top shot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
What’s That?
It’s been a lot of effortAt last escaped the packWhat’s that I hear you saying?Not worth it mate turn back?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 