I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022
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Our Dog is not Food Fussy
Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Careful Driver
I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Buying My Petrol
I used to buy my petrolAt any place I stopI now have changed my shoppingI always stop here now…. Kitty always comes out to serve me…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Death Certificate
I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Minister of Sport and Fitness
I do have an importantMentor role to playAs Minister of Fitness/SportI exercise each day…. Yes, a fit and healthy body is important for our youth…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Upmarket City Tours
I tour the usual circuitAround the city mileFor extra I provide champagneAnd tour you round in style…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I’ve Lost My Apple Mummy
Was eating apple mummyIt’s gone, just disappearedWhich does seem rather funnyIt is all rather weird…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Searching for Mars
When searching for Mars in your telescopeA special uniform does work bestThe Martians appreciate this attentionJust look in a sky lunar west…. With luck they’ll wave back at you…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
World Naked Gardening Day May 7
I joined with people round the worldDangling in the daisiesBum exposed to butterfliesFrolicking with Mazie I look forward to next May 7…… Don MatthewsMay 7 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 