Someone’s been spying on meSitting on the tootWatch without me knowingWhere my bum I put…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Sports Direct Motor Show
The crowds they all were gatheredReady, all set, goThey thought it was an accidentWas all part of the show…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
My Wife and I
My wife an I we exerciseOn loo (we use our brain)I try real hard and grunt I doShe wins again, again…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan in Charge of Signage
Important job they’ve given meMy first assignment shownTook a lot of thought it didMy sign’s now all round town…. I’m getting lots of nods of approval…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Sitting on the Foreshore
We’re sitting on the foreshore(Drinking cups of tea)Look what’s going by dear(Enjoying scenery)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Shit the Wheel Just Came Off Love
Shit the wheel’s just come off We could be in a pooSubstitute’s the answerSubstitute I’ll do…. That’s clever darling………… Don MatthewsApril 2022
My Car and Snow Experience
The blizzard was horrendousCovered everythingWent to get car after meltRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Stan on snowplough duty?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Jumbo Yuen
My name is Jumbo YuenI am a Hong Kong catMust carry ID card in mouthTo prove I am this cat…. We are a police state here…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Bedfellows
My husband is a bastardI’ve kicked him out of bedNew bedfellows I’ve taken inMuch nicer they instead…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 