Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Downing Street’s in Trouble
Downing Street’s in troubleRudder’s dropped off (lost)One, two, three, four hinges goneCould be to captain’s cost Crew are disaffectedBoat is sinking fastHoles appearing everywhere(Also gone the mast) Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.An investigation by the MetropolitanContinue reading “Downing Street’s in Trouble”
Travel Plans
There is a placeI’d like to seeBut don’t have moneySo have to dream…. I don’t have to dream…..,. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Abandoned and Neglected
I once moved many peopleMoved them up and downAbandoned now neglectedBecoming overgrown…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Fan/Light Install
Recommended by next doorWe asked electrician StanCould he come install for usA light/electric fan?…. Done lots of theseTime to flick the switchWatch fruits of my labour Seems to be a problem?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Branch
I am a branchGetting wetMuch too heavyHave to let Go…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS
Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I Got a Little Problem
I got a little problemAll I say is shitDon’t know how it happenedHow it happened, it…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Firehose Training for New Recruits
You’ve got to put your full weightOn it for controlOtherwise observers willRespond with LOL…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Launches New Boat
Got a new boatRead how to launchSounds pretty easyEasy to launch…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 