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Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I’ve done a lot ot trainingPerfecting this machinePassed (Grade 1) at trade schoolResults (scroll down) are seen…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

I’m not a stand-up comicSpewing gutter jokesPeople shrieking laughterGive us gutter more FCS is gutterlessBilly come on inFCS is family-Friendly, all do win The lowest I will stoop to is accepting Lexxie and Trixxie (hussy buddies) into our FCS fold. I’m hoping to raise them off the edge of the gutter Trixxie/Lexxie hussy budsI likeContinue reading “FCS, Gutters and Me”

I am a Eurovision starBut did not win (why not?)I sang in all my gloryWhy not I win, why not? I am on stage at FestivalOf Feast (with all my trills)Will sing my little heart outHeart out will sing, I will Sheldon will be singing at the Adelaide Feast Festival next Saturday.He is looking forwardContinue reading “Sheldon Riley”

Saved up all my drink cupsPut them to good useTook a lot of brainpower toPut these cups to use…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

I am an honest polliePromises I makeI will (yep) make come true for youI am (nup) not a fake Vote for me……. ‘Honest John’ ……. I will make America grate again…….. We believe you JohnCount on us for your vote……. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Relieve the tension/pressureLet your valve go hissInject a bit of humourBit of dat and dis g’day…. My drinking buddy Skip…… DM