Hello there…… My name is Ronnie Gusher(Ronnie with an R)From my mouth gush poetryGush (yep) wide and far Please gush more Ronnie……. We love you do…… Flutterbys are flitteringWatch them flitter flitterLook! there goes a golden oneGlitter glitter glitter (They’re swooning……) Hark, the buzzing bees (my flock)Sipping nectar/honeySee this hat here at my feet?Donations forContinue reading “Ronnie (Poet) Gusher”
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Tinman
Kiddies I’m the TinmanEnter through my bumClimb up to my kneecapsThen slide down ho hum Don MatthewsNovember 2022
EV’s Pose a Serious Fire Risk
The Orange County Fire Authority battles a fire from a burning Tesla after it crashed into a garage. When firefighters removed the SUV from the garage to assess the fire, they identified the fuel source as the SUV’s high-voltage battery Continued at end They are extremely difficult to extinguish Firefighters have been permanently disabled asContinue reading “EV’s Pose a Serious Fire Risk”
Boat Problem
I think I gotta problemThe boat’s jammed to a haltI couldn’t think a reasonWhy the sudden jolt Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
How I Stay Fit
I keep my body fitGym each day I goBenefits are paying offEvery day I go Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fitness Centre
Our fitness centre stocksHealthy drinks for allWater is the default drinkDefault drink for all Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Ain’t They Nice
Some people think I’m mad(Perhaps they could be right)While some see tads of brillianceBrilliance in my write Ain’t they nice…… G’day My drinking buddy Skip…… DM
What Think You Thalia?
A muse provides inspiration for the poetIs the poet a ‘mouthpiece’ for the muse?… If a poet ‘owns’ a museDoes the muse ‘own’ the poet?… What think you Thalia?…. She says she’s on tea break….. Thalia is my Muse of MirthI am her poetOur bond is mutual A marriage made on Mt OlympusOther muses wereContinue reading “What Think You Thalia?”
Driver Training
Went to train for licenseWant to drive a carInstructor he was helpfulBut did not get far Brake in different place to accelerator he said…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Happily Wedded
We’ve just been happily wedded(The priest he was so nice)Our climaxing at nuptualWill just add on some spice I’m looking very forwardTo climaxing tonightThe moves revised inside my headI think I’ve got them right Mastered the alter position………. Thought through in front of just then………. Gonna try the big candle one to…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
