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Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers

Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”

Make-Up Parlour

Went to a make-up parlourCan make new face for me?They said we sure can madamResult scroll down looksee You look great Candy…… Aaw thanks Chrystal…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Stan and Perc do a Painting Job

Stan (with apprentice Perc)is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I use my tallest laddaFor jobs which are real highSafety is my motto (yep)Motto when up high Hold it steady Perc…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Repeat Pain

You’ve seen me go thru this beforeAnguish and much painI somehow do not seem to learnI have not learnt again Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Covid Testing

We’ve got your spittal/mucousTo test if yay or nayWe add Covid reagentTo see what it will say You’re negative…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Pornography and Deep Holes

Pornography is likeA damn addictive drugDigs you deeper deeper deeper downInto the hole you’ve dug To get out of the hole you’ve dug -stop digging Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Me, Ice and Edgar

Edges cuttingIce goes flyingWind is whistlingPast my facing Whistle whistle…… Swishing icingWhistling facingI am onnaSki slope racing Alta, Utah…… Wind is whistlingSki slope racingEdgar he isHappy clapping Clap clap clap…… Push on lad…… You show great promise…… Thankyou Edgar…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022 G’day My drinking buddy Skip

Linonophobia

Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”

Listen Woman

You’re not taking noticeI’m getting ignoredI want to do somethingI’m just getting bored Don MatthewsNovember 2022

LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir

The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them…………….. Welcome toThe Like-Minders Society For the advancementofContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir”