Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”
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Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia
If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”
Troubling
Red and roilingDeeply bubblingKeep away I’mVery troubling Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan Solves an Unusual Request
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted our tap waterDifferent to the restStan tackled all his plumbing thoughtsAnd did solve our request We love it Stan. Very ballsy…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Grippy
I gotta little problemProblem I can’t fixSurface is not grippyGrippy nuf to fix Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Won’t Be Very Long Dear
I won’t be very long dearJust popping to the looJust be there for required timeTo do what need to do Don’t be long dear…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Penalty Ticket
You gotta learn in soccerThe ball, right way to kick itThis player hasn’t learnt yetAnd’s got himself a ticket But he’s OK…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Russians Want Putin to End the War
Putin is in troublePublic, one in fourOne only supports his warOnly one in four July 57% wanted Russians to remain in UkraineNovember 25% wanted Russians to remain in Ukraine Poll conducted by Kremlin’s Federal Guard Serviceobtained by Meduza, a Russian opposition website The Kremlin often takes polls to gauge public opinion. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Axl’s Final Song
Guns N’ Roses Concert 31 Dec 2022 Adelaide OvalMy daughter worked as staff at the concert and said it was just an awful crowd. And way too loud. Axl threw the microphone(It was the final song)The crowd went mad with frenzyWho thought things could go wrong? The microphone it landedOn Rebecca’s faceWhoever thought things couldContinue reading “Axl’s Final Song”
Something Different
I’m doing something differentBet you’ve never seenScroll down to the bottomWhere you’ve often been Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 