Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Their agent did approach usFor cover theming pastaWe spiced it up with sexy girl(Record was disaster) Production Notes Perc cooked the spaghetti Post Production Notes We ate the remaining spaghetti The agent sent us a copy of the album in appreciation HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Whiskey Girls and Pasta Job”
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Mermaid
Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia
I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”
XYZ
This dance is called the CalculusSquare root XYZWe know the moves (add 1, 2, 3)She’s right all done all said Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Gerry
Sweetest babyGoo goo gaSleeping softlyHa ha ha Hi I’m GerryHa ha haWatching babyGa goo ga Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tattoo
Got myself a tattooConcern I had for itMake sure that it was comfortableComfy where it sit Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hop Hop
New gameWe foundI go Round round You go Hop hop Yep Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Do you know Jesus?Randy did askAs all in RaptureIn Rapture did bask Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe. We chose dull blue for Nancy and Les Randy needed to stand out (for Jesus) Photographer Perc was able to get nice smilesWell done PercContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job”
Don DeLillo
“Writing is a form of personal freedom that frees us from the mass identity we see in the making all around us. ” Don DeLillo American novelist, short story writer, playwright, screenwriter, and essayist.
The Path to Irrelevance
They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineBut that’s OK OK by meFine fine fine Coronation invite?No way mateWhine whine whine whineYou too late We making lotsa moneyWhine whine whineLife all nice and ritzyFine fine fine Netflix we both love youWhine whine whineRepercussions don’t careFine by us They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineButContinue reading “The Path to Irrelevance”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 