The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them For those who have not been hereContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Undying)”
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Perc thought Skipper AlanMight be into pornWe didn’t ask no questionsJust made the cover…. And collected his money…. Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc made the orange cocktail Post Production Notes I’d like to be at one of his orgies Stan DonContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job”
Fad Victoriana
Fad VictorianaMother as a chairDraped in cotton fabricCotton fabric (there) Me and sister, babyBruvver next to meMummy as a chair (yep)Happy family Don MatthewsDecember 2022
PC Gone to Shit
Political correctnessWalk-in robe no moreOffends the wheelchair boundedWheelchair bounded (yep) Can’t call it a manholeMaintenance hole is itPC gone all haywirePC gone to shit Cannot say spokeswomanSpokesman? Can’t use itGotta be spokespersonPC gone to shit Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Do You Remember This?
Planned obsolescence . 30+ yr 3 yr 6mth
New Car
Just bought a new carEngine aliveFuel next to zero Easy to drive Ahoy there…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Elna and Rigmor Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Elna and Rigmor (what nice names)Came to us from lands afar(Such was our fame all way round the nation)Accordian plus strains of guitar Production Notes Perc as cameraman got nice smiles and teethSuch glowing faces Hats (dinky) Studio wardrobe. Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Elna and Rigmor Job”
Golly Gosh. Raspy Rod’s Heading My Way
Raspy Rod is dropping inTo little AdelaideBringing Cyndi Lauper alsoLittle Adelaide Sextet of girls in rocking bandMusicians, dancers, singersDrop-dead gorgeous every one(Dancers, not the singers) I’ve been on get-go steroidsAm fitter than beforeGet ready little AdelaideWe gonna rock your door Love me do Roddie……Me too……Take me Roddie, take me…… Cyndi Lauper come on downTrue ColoursContinue reading “Golly Gosh. Raspy Rod’s Heading My Way”
Baby Gym
Important it is soFor a healthy bubA bit of toss and tumble andA bit of dib, dab dub Se how joyful the babies are…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stirrer
I need a stirrer for my teaWhat can you suggest?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022