Uncategorized – Page 149 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Jeans

I bought a pair of new jeansTwo hundred dollars costMost of fabric’s fallen offMost my jeans I’ve lost Manufacturer has recalled my jeans…… DM

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Vic Williams Family Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Vic came in with his daughterWife and son-in-lawLooking for their JesusGone, he’s here no more We said…… Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc photographer got that realhappy family lookWell done Perc Post Production Notes They lookedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Vic Williams Family Job”

Arrested for Giving the Finger

Arrested for giving the fingerThe finger produced an arrestA day in the court it resultedA day in the court for to test A Canadian judge has dismissed a case against a man accused of harassing his neighbour with the finger. Giving your neighbour the finger may not be polite but it is protected under theContinue reading “Arrested for Giving the Finger”

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM

Mummy Rock

Mummy rockMummy moreMummy fasterMummy more Shit you OK son?…… DM

3-year-old Kills Sister

Although was not intentionalShe picked up gun and shotHer 4-year elder sisterWith gun that she had got A 3-yr-old Houston girl has accidentally shot her 4-yr-old sister. 40% of US households have guns with most including children. But fewer than half store guns safely, studies show. DM