Bet you haven’t seen thisWall and how to paintThought it rather interestingSeen it bet you ain’t DM
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Smylie Family Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This family (so happy)Full of laughter, smilesWe used the best in wardrobePhoto’d them in style Production Notes A nice outdoor yellow/green photoshoot Matching clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc tried to capture more smiles but unsuccessfulGood tryContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Smylie Family Job”
Frogmarched
Frogmarched from our lovely houseFrogmore (by the king)Evicted, gosh that’s so unfairFrogmarched, ring-a-ding DM
I’ve Got Myself a Problem
I’ve got myself a problem(Despite me looking cute)My mouth will not co-operateThe sound is turned to mute DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Harmonettes Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc What lovely lassies these wereSo virginal to seeThey sang while making coverWe listened to all three Production Notes A nice pastel green theme Matching clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc was able to capture that lovely virginalContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Harmonettes Job”
What is This?
House for Sale
House for saleComes with carTurret topSee for far From a real estate ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Kicked Out
Kicked out of our house FrogmoreKicked out by the kingKicked out by my fatherNot fair, ring-a-ding The Duchess she is keepingA quiet low profileWith all this kerfuffleTrue to Harry style Buckingham Palace issued an eviction notice the day after release of the controversial Spare memoir DM
Puncture
Was driving ‘long quite merrilyWith my wife as wellWhen suddenly we heard a thunkSaid shit and bloody hell Shit?…… DM
Tail
I love my tailMy tail loves meTogether weWill always be DM
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