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I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on I Think I Gotta Problem

Biscuit

I am a yummy biscuitCoated mainly blueWith a little touch of whiteYummy yummy blue DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:biscuit, blue, humour, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Biscuit

From the FCS Book of Proverbs

It is my hope that 2023 is the yearthat humanity chooses to replaceextraction with conservation and regeneration. I’m not holding my breath….

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:democracy, quoteLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Proverbs

What About Me?

What’s going on?What about me?What’s going on?What about me? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on What About Me?

Bikini

Bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-‘wayHappy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bikini, humour, minions, poetry, rhyme8 Comments on Bikini

What a Lovely View Dear

What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:earthquake, high rise', humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on What a Lovely View Dear

From the FCS Book of Proverbs

The greatest aid toadult education is children

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:adult education, children, quote, subject2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Proverbs

Stan. ATM Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a bank installerATM’s my forteCustomers need exerciseATM’s my forte DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ATM, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Stan. ATM Installer

Car

I gotta bit of problemProblem with the carCame up with solutionSolution there you are DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, garage, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Car

Wall

My girl and I are bondedBy gum, our love is thickTo show our love to all the worldOn wall our gum we stick DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chewing gum, humour, poetry, rhyme, wall1 Comment on Wall

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